Bawdy Filk on the Web

Last updated December 22, 2003

Not to be overdramatic -- but if you're under age and your parents wouldn't want you looking at bawdy material, you shouldn't be following these links. As with all my filk links, I have tried to be a completist of what's in the genre and on the Web; I act as the card catalog, not the owner or approver of the books.

• ASB by Gary Ehrlich
• Baby, Hit Me One More Time by Richard Murray
• Bad to the Bro by Diane K. McCarty. Trek filks about Data and Lore.
• Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies by Russ Renaud and an uncredited, slightly different version.And another one.Still another.
• Bawdy and Rowdy Pagan Songs by Isaac Bonewits
• Bobbitt Case by Rohit Talwalkar
• Brown Rice and Tofu by Bob Kanefsky

  Buffy the Vampire Slayer

  • Buffy Came Back by Demosthenez
  • Faith by Gareth D. Layzell. Scroll to bottom of page.
  • Willow Is a Lesbian by Demosthenez
• The Clap Came Back by Melissa Binde and Larry Miller
• Clear Away the Mountain Dew by Bob Kanefsky
• Condom Nation by Kellie J. Adan
• Constipation by Omid Tavallai and Neema Aghamohamadi
• Creature in the Wood by Bob Kanefsky
• Cross Fertilization by Bob Kanefsky
• Cut Velvet by Joel Polowin.
• Dating with Bears by Jeffrey Hitchin
• Dear Departed by Bob Kanefsky, with MP3 at mp3.com.

  Doctor Who

  • Cheap Meaningless Sex by Graham Woodland
• The Dorsai Party by Frank Hayes
• Dreamer Cruising by Bob Kanefsky
• Eve and Mourning by Bob Kanefsky
• Filk (eww!) by Roon
• Flatten the Grass by Catherine (Cat) Faber
• Gilda and the Dragon by Cynthia McQuillin
• Goodwench Theme Song by Sailor Jim, from alt.callahans
• Green Eyed Gomez by Bob Kanefsky
• Half Mind Hymnal by various and sundry.
• Handcuffs Are a Girl's Best Friend by Joy Green
• Heave by Demosthenez
• The Hoons Don't Need Viagra by Steve Sloan
• I Kiss Your Eye by Bob Kanefsky
• I Need Lesbian Fanfic by Demosthenez
• I Will Swallow by Kylara Ingress
• It's Me Again, Wufei by Syx Maxwell
• Jack the Slob and the Goddess of Love by Leslie Fish and its nonbawdy sequel, The Last Laugh by Tom Smith and Margaret Bumby
• John's Quest by D. Glenn Arthur and Varda Reisner Bruhin
• Jollies for Nothing by Duncan Sargeson
• Just Can't Get It Up by Senator Scratch (James Strope)
• Karen Miranda's Ghost by Melissa Pinol
• Kinsey Scale by Bob Kanefsky
• Kiss of the Canopian Spider Woman by Bob Kanefsky

  Lexx

  • Lexx Filk Yes. Somebody did.
• The Long Broad Smile by Peter Taylor
• Master of Macho by Bob Kanefsky
• The Long Broad Smile by Peter A. Taylor
• Man, I'm Dressing Like a Woman by Demosthenez
• A Merkin, the Beautiful by M. Mitchell Marmel
• The Modern Sadomasochist Uncredited.
• Molly Malone A slightly different version.
• Nothing by Senator Scratch (James Strope)

  Oz

  Just for the record, this is Oz the prison show, not Oz as in Dorothy and Toto.
  • 2 Christmas filks by Annie
  • Birthday filk for Gemma by Jen
  • Have Yourself a Merry Little Riot by Jackie
  • Twas the Night Before Christmas by Kristin
• Popeye the Sailor's Ghost by Bob Kanefsky

  Terry Pratchett

  He writes funny fantasy novels. These songs aren't in them, except for innocuous snatches. But his fans changed that....

  The Hedgehog Song ---

  • Mark Mandel's version.
  • Morrigan's version.
  • Matthew Crosby/alt.fan.pratchett v1.12 and v1.5 by Matthew Crosby and alt.fan.pratchett. Also at Philips'.
  • Heather Wood's version, with gif & MIDI of tune "Bonnie Dundee"; or on Heather Wood's page or Smurf's Book of Songs.
  • John Warden's version.
  • Discworld fauna version by Ulrich Schreitmuller.
  • Ode to Hedgehog version by Smith and Ellis.
  • And the sequel, Every Hedgehog (Nanny Ogg Was Wrong) by Wallonia and Mole
  • The Patrician Doesn't Have Balls by Supermouse

    A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End

    • George Anketell's version. Also on Bishop's page
    • Alixandra Jordan's version
    • Heather Wood's version
    • There is also a hilarious version of the song on Juliane Honisch's CD Witch Way, included in the song "Terror Time in Lancre".
  
  
• Puff the Magic Johnson by Tom Rogers
• Queen of the Wee Folk by Bob Kanefsky
• Sodomy by Kylara Ingress
• The Really Sick Note by Tom Smith
• rec.arts.disney x-rated parody list For mature readers only.
• Red Roses The tale of a slash fanfic convention.
• Rishathra, or Prime Directive Shmime Directive by Rand Bellavia and Adam L. English
• Roast by Ellen Fuller

  The Rocky Horror Picture Show

  • The Rocky Horror South Park Page includes parodies of both the movie and its sequel.
  • Rocky Horror filks by Arthur Levesque
  • Rocky Horror parodies on Cosmo's Factory's scripts page. Scroll on down.
  
  

  Romance of the Three Kingdoms

  • The Real Lu Bu by Lu Baihu
• Rose_de_Stitches by Roon
• The Sadomasochist Song by Jennifer Weber and Melissa Binde

  The Sentinel

  • Unsleeping: The Filk by Kitty
• The Slashy Christmas Song by Kylara Ingress
• Social Quarantine Uncredited. Keep scrolling down.
• Solo Author unknown.
• Songbag of Jean-Guy Talbot de Luc includes several bawdy songs.
• Sorry the Day I Met Harry by Marc Biagi, Craig Kozeluh, Eben Brooks and Allison Lonsdale

  South Park

  • Big Gay Al by Arthur Levesque
  • Kenny in the Wind by Jon Deutsch
  • Kenny on the Floor by Jeffrey Hitchin
  • Pig and Elephant DNA Just Won't Splice by Arthur Levesque
  • The Rocky Horror South Park Page includes full length RHPS crossover parodies and other songs.
  • Sitting at the Bus Stop by Jeffrey Hitchin
  
  
• Spoon by Kathy Mar.
• These Are a Few of the Slashiest Things by Kylara Ingress
• The Truth about Satyrs by Moonshadow D'Tarth. Parody of Heather's song.
• Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear Uncredited.
• We're All Naked Underneath Our Clothes by Joe Bethancourt
• When a Drow Wins Her Slave

  The X-Files

  • Fowley Filks
  • Filks at Prillalar's X-Files slash page.
  • Mulder by J.D. Rush
• X-Libris by Talis Kimberley

 

 

 

 

 

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