Bawdy Filk on the Web
Last updated December 22, 2003
Not to be overdramatic -- but if you're under age and your parents wouldn't want you looking at bawdy material, you shouldn't be following these links. As with all my filk links, I have tried to be a completist of what's in the genre and on the Web; I act as the card catalog, not the owner or approver of the books.
- ASB by Gary Ehrlich
- Baby, Hit Me One More Time by Richard Murray
- Bad to the Bro by Diane K. McCarty. Trek filks about Data and Lore.
- Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies by Russ Renaud and an uncredited, slightly different version. And another one. Still another.
- Bawdy and Rowdy Pagan Songs by Isaac Bonewits
- Bobbitt Case by Rohit Talwalkar
- Brown Rice and Tofu by Bob Kanefsky
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- Buffy Came Back by Demosthenez
- Faith by Gareth D. Layzell. Scroll to bottom of page.
- Willow Is a Lesbian by Demosthenez
- The Clap Came Back by Melissa Binde and Larry Miller
- Clear Away the Mountain Dew by Bob Kanefsky
- Condom Nation by Kellie J. Adan
- Constipation by Omid Tavallai and Neema Aghamohamadi
- Creature in the Wood by Bob Kanefsky
- Cross Fertilization by Bob Kanefsky
- Cut Velvet by Joel Polowin.
- Dating with Bears by Jeffrey Hitchin
- Dear Departed by Bob Kanefsky, with MP3 at mp3.com.
Doctor Who
- Cheap Meaningless Sex by Graham Woodland
- The Dorsai Party by Frank Hayes
- Dreamer Cruising by Bob Kanefsky
- Eve and Mourning by Bob Kanefsky
- Filk (eww!) by Roon
- Flatten the Grass by Catherine (Cat) Faber
- Gilda and the Dragon by Cynthia McQuillin
- Goodwench Theme Song by Sailor Jim, from alt.callahans
- Green Eyed Gomez by Bob Kanefsky
- Half Mind Hymnal by various and sundry.
- Handcuffs Are a Girl's Best Friend by Joy Green
- Heave by Demosthenez
- The Hoons Don't Need Viagra by Steve Sloan
- I Kiss Your Eye by Bob Kanefsky
- I Need Lesbian Fanfic by Demosthenez
- I Will Swallow by Kylara Ingress
- It's Me Again, Wufei by Syx Maxwell
- Jack the Slob and the Goddess of Love by Leslie Fish and its nonbawdy sequel, The Last Laugh by Tom Smith and Margaret Bumby
- John's Quest by D. Glenn Arthur and Varda Reisner Bruhin
- Jollies for Nothing by Duncan Sargeson
- Just Can't Get It Up by Senator Scratch (James Strope)
- Karen Miranda's Ghost by Melissa Pinol
- Kinsey Scale by Bob Kanefsky
- Kiss of the Canopian Spider Woman by Bob
Kanefsky
Lexx
- Lexx Filk Yes. Somebody did.
- The Long Broad Smile by Peter Taylor
- Master of Macho by Bob Kanefsky
- The Long Broad Smile by Peter A. Taylor
- Man, I'm Dressing Like a Woman by Demosthenez
- A Merkin, the Beautiful by M. Mitchell Marmel
- The Modern Sadomasochist Uncredited.
- Molly Malone A slightly different version.
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Nothing by Senator Scratch (James Strope)
Oz
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Just for the record, this is Oz the prison show, not Oz as in Dorothy and
Toto.
- 2 Christmas filks by Annie
- Birthday filk for Gemma by Jen
- Have Yourself a Merry Little Riot by Jackie
- Twas the Night Before Christmas by Kristin
- Popeye the Sailor's Ghost by Bob Kanefsky
Terry Pratchett
He writes funny fantasy novels. These songs aren't in them, except for innocuous snatches. But his fans changed that....
- Mark Mandel's version.
- Morrigan's version.
- Matthew Crosby/alt.fan.pratchett v1.12 and v1.5 by Matthew Crosby and alt.fan.pratchett. Also at Philips'.
- Heather Wood's version, with gif & MIDI of tune "Bonnie Dundee"; or on Heather Wood's page or Smurf's Book of Songs.
- John Warden's version.
- Discworld fauna version by Ulrich Schreitmuller.
- Ode to Hedgehog version by Smith and Ellis.
- And the sequel, Every Hedgehog (Nanny Ogg Was Wrong) by Wallonia and Mole
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The Patrician Doesn't Have Balls by Supermouse
A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End
- George Anketell's version. Also on Bishop's page
- Alixandra Jordan's version
- Heather Wood's version
- There is also a hilarious version of the song on Juliane Honisch's CD Witch Way, included in the song "Terror Time in Lancre".
The Hedgehog Song ---
- Puff the Magic Johnson by Tom Rogers
- Queen of the Wee Folk by Bob Kanefsky
- Sodomy by Kylara Ingress
- The Really Sick Note by Tom Smith
- rec.arts.disney x-rated parody list For mature readers only.
- Red Roses The tale of a slash fanfic convention.
- Rishathra, or Prime Directive Shmime Directive by Rand Bellavia and Adam L. English
- Roast
by Ellen Fuller
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
- The Rocky Horror South Park Page includes parodies of both the movie and its sequel.
- Rocky Horror filks by Arthur Levesque
- Rocky Horror parodies on Cosmo's Factory's scripts page. Scroll on down.
Romance of the Three Kingdoms
- The Real Lu Bu by Lu Baihu
- Rose_de_Stitches by Roon
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The Sadomasochist Song by Jennifer Weber and Melissa Binde
The Sentinel
- Unsleeping: The Filk by Kitty
- The Slashy Christmas Song by Kylara Ingress
- Social Quarantine Uncredited. Keep scrolling down.
- Solo Author unknown.
- Songbag of Jean-Guy Talbot de Luc includes several bawdy songs.
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Sorry the Day I Met Harry by Marc Biagi, Craig Kozeluh, Eben Brooks
and Allison Lonsdale
South Park
- Big Gay Al by Arthur Levesque
- Kenny in the Wind by Jon Deutsch
- Kenny on the Floor by Jeffrey Hitchin
- Pig and Elephant DNA Just Won't Splice by Arthur Levesque
- The Rocky Horror South Park Page includes full length RHPS crossover parodies and other songs.
- Sitting at the Bus Stop by Jeffrey Hitchin
- Spoon by Kathy Mar.
- These Are a Few of the Slashiest Things by Kylara Ingress
- The Truth about Satyrs by Moonshadow D'Tarth. Parody of Heather's song.
- Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear Uncredited.
- We're All Naked Underneath Our Clothes by Joe Bethancourt
- When a Drow Wins Her Slave
The X-Files
- Fowley Filks
- Filks at Prillalar's X-Files slash page.
- Mulder by J.D. Rush
- X-Libris by Talis Kimberley