A Harm Slobber Song

Lyrics: Maureen S. O'Brien, 12/12/97
Music: ttto "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun", Cyndi Lauper
Insp: JAG fandom  

(A) smart guy

That we respect,
Who also has a tight six and some really nice pecs.
We're only human. We fell for his charm,
And girls, we really want Ha-arm.
Oh, girls, we really want Harm.

Not to say
That DJE
Would never be our target, if the man was just free.
But Nanci Chambers, don't you get alarmed,
'Cause girls, we really want Ha-arm.
Oh, girls, we really want Harm.

 CH:     All we really want...
            Is Harm...
            We'd beat his karma, sleep in his arms, ahhh,
            Girls, we really want Harm.
            Oh, girls, we really want Harm.

Little song,
Tell ya how we feel --
Don't worry, DPB, we know the man is not real.
And that's the reason this line ends with "DARN!"
'Cause girls, we really want Ha-arm.
Oh, girls, we really want Harm.
CH:

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