A fan.

I Filked It Shitty

Lyrics: Maureen S. O'Brien
Music: "We Built This City", Starship
Idea: Dan Sikorski

Saw a filksong contest
Listed for the con
And I liked the topic
It had to be on.
I was goin' to it;
I thought I'd write a song.
But then I got filker's block, and
Ev'rything went wrong!
I fin'lly got an idea, heard it on the radio
But wouldn't you know it

CH:
I filked it sh*tty
I filked it sh*tty, that rock and roll
I filked it sh*tty
I filked it sh*tty, that rock and roll
Filked-up ditty
I filked it sh*tty, that rock and roll

Just how bad, how bad
Could it be? you ask.

First I took an elflord,
Made him really cute
Then I put a dragon in,
Scaley sort of brute.
Then a psychic princess
From another star --
I added tragic destinies, and --
Well, there you are!
So far there's fifty verses;
I'm still nowhere near the end.
I don't even like it.

CH:




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