Do the Hokie Pokie

Lyrics: Chad Rosendo Bolosan, 2/9/98
Tune: ttto "The Hokey Pokey", American Trad.
Insp: "Chinga" by Steven King and Chris Carter; The X-Files

You put the knife in you eye, you pull the knife back out,
You put the knife back in and you carve your eyeball out.
You do the Hokie Pokie and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about.

You put the broken record in you throat, you pull the broken record out
You put the broken record in and you slice you larynx out
You do the Hokie Pokie and you're soon to hit the ground
That's what it's all about.Posted here with permission by Chad Rosendo Bolosan.

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