Alien Radio Loveline
Lyrics: Maureen S. O'Brien, 1995?
Music: "Bo's All Night Radio Loveline", Joshua Karns
Insp: Sailor Moon episode

Setting up the timer
Sleepy, but she fights
Time and eyelids dragging
Till it hits midnight
When the radio turns on again, she hears
A man's voice melting like butter to her ears
And she knows it's 

CH:
Finally time for the Loveline
He reads lovelorn mail -- just the best.
And when a letter gets read,
His advice has been said,
He send them corsages for their dress.

All the sailor-suiters
Stay up too late
To listen to the Loveline
And dream of hearts and fate
And she dreams about Mask when she's asleep
But who knew a flower could make you dream so deep?
All because she wrote to:

CH2: Get some good word for the Loveline.
He reads lovelorn mail -- just the best.
And when a letter gets read,
His advice has been said,
He send them corsages for their dress.

Settin' up the battle
Sleepy, but she fights
Against the strange invaders
Seducing Earth each night.
But just when they're beat, they disappear
And that mocking man's voice melts from her ears
That's all for now from:

CH3: Alien Radio Loveline
The show with a goal all its own.
And since they both got away,
Be careful what you say
To the man at the mike and on the phone.

And don't take a flower,
Or you'll be in his power
Melting, as melting as his tones.