Lyrics: Maureen S. O'Brien, 10/22/97
Music: ttto that "Spiderman" theme song
X-Files land, X-Files land
Back we go into X-Files land.
When you've got Navy guys,
Who needs them FBI?
Hey JAG, let's go to X-Files land.
Triangle in the sea
Not too healthy for you and me.
Where's our plane? Where's its nukes?
Maybe Mulder's not just a kook.
Hey JAG, let's go to X-Files land.
At the speed of Mach, accident or a crime
Work against the clock, hope you solve this in time
X-Files land, X-Files land.
(Friendly neighborhood, X-Files land.)
Real ghosts, fake UFOs --
What's the truth? Damfino.
Hey JAG...
Whenever you're a JAGster...
Whose Tomcat was his dragster...
You might find X-Files land!