Last updated January 18, 2001.
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Filks about networks, including the Web.
The 12 Days of Blogging by Brad L. Graham
404: Not Found by Dave Weingart
- Addicted to News by the infamous Elf
- Addicted to VI by Chuck Musciano
Alice's NNTP Server by Nil Illegitimo Carborundum
All for Me Web by Anitra L. Freeman
- All You Need by Steve Martin
- AOL- The Day the Service Died by Seth D. Palmer. Also at
at Wrecked Humor.
- ARPAwocky by D.L. Covill (R. Merryman). Also at
- The Ballad of
Ozzie McNutt by Francis C. Parker, Jr.
- Banned from Fido
by Mike Richards and Erica Neely
Block of AGIS by Joel Polowin
Little Black Napster Guy by Colleen O'Rourke
- Cancer and
Slimeball by Rich Brown. Also at
by Gary Ehrlich
- Crackin' RSA
by Terence Chua
The Curse of Many Filks by Aquarion (Nicholas Avenell). AFP's Tagging
FAQ rewritten as a filk.
- Daddy's Other Little Girl by Bob Kanefsky
- Dazed and
Confused by Willard Goosey
- Deep Space, Cyberspace by Bob Kanefsky
Defects for Nothing by Philip Johnson
A Different Kind of Survivor by Tom Smith
Do You Come from the Land of Abthite? by Tom Holt
- Elanor Rigby (with computer
filk lyrics) by Robert Munafo (MROB)
- Enter Shub-Internet
by Willard Goosey
Every File You Take by Speare (Ed Halley)
- Filk de
Whinges by Meryl
- Filk Echo Rules by Dave Aronson
- Flame Keep scrolling past "It's Called a Dart"
Flamer by Spatula. There's also a copyhere.
Hacker's Paradise by Aloyen C. Youngblood.
- Happily Addicted to the Web
by David Pogue. Also (uncredited) at
Smurf's Book of Songs, Catweasel's Corner,
The Internet Songbook, and about 612 other places.
Help, I'm Trapped on the Internet! by John K. Stevenson
by Tim Park
in Ciberspazio An opera libretto (in English) written by the Net.
Horny Net Geek by Edward Goldstein
HoTMeaLs on the Loose by Lee Ratzan
I Am the Very Model of a Usenet Personality by Tom Holt. Also atComic Relief
I'm a Luser by Kevin Hughes
- I'm a Spammer by Dave Aronson
I'm a Sysadmin by Martin Booda
- I'm a User by Dave Aronson
- If I Were a
Spammer by Rich Brown, alsoat Maggi Rohde's.
Another version by Jon LeVitre, andIf I Had a Spammer by DfrntDrums
- If I Were a
- The IRC
It's All for Me Web by Anitra
by Rich Brown. The famous Darwin Awards urban legend.
Jesus Christ Superhighway: "alt.sex on their minds"
Scroll down past "Two Strangers" and "Dilithium Rhapsody".
- A Little
Procmail List Author unknown.
Losing My Connection by Alan Zacher
- Makeout Dot Com
by Tom Smith
Mystery Usenet Theater 3000
Net.Sex.Overload by Dave Weingart
Newbie's Song by Dan Rogers. Also atWrecked Humor and Comic Relief.
On Our First Day on Usenet by Laura Glenn
Religion by Tom Smith
The Penguin Matchmaking Song by Sibylle Machat
- The Plaid Days of
Christmas, from the Plaid Ranch House list. Um. Well. Sounds like a
fun list, don't it?
Postmaster Blues by Nick Cuccia and Hillary
- The Ravin' by Joe Kesselman
- Recursive Flaming by Dave Aronson. Also atOmphalos.
- Read More News
by Willard Goosey
Rude Forever! by Voyagerbabe
Semi-poetic Justice: We've Grepped a Little List by Daniel P. Dern
- <"http://www.starport.com/people/steve/Doc/Songs/net.html">Someplace in
the Net by Steve Savitzky, alsoat Maggi Rohde's
- A Song for AOL and Demon by Dave Weingart. Scroll down.
A Song for UseNet by Steve Shipway, with a
sequel by Simon the Stressed
Songs from the Zen Room by Arthur Levesque. Filks about a Rocky
Horror chat room.
Sonnet for Nothing by Jude Charles Giampaolo. Banking networks.
Spam Spam by Tom Smith, withMIDI
by Stewart Kramer
Stuck in the Middle of Feuds by Aquarion (Nicholas Avenell)
This Web by Dave Weingart
Surfin' World Wide Web! by Jeffrey Aaron
- Sympathy for the
Hacker by Amy L. Ward. Also at
- The Sysop's
Song by Beth Wheeler
The rec.arts.books.tolkien Tilde Club Anthem by Prembone
- Till Daddy
Takes Her Keyboard Away by Rachel Silverman
Trn, Trn...For Everything There Is a Newsgroup by Mark Maimone
The Troll by Wallonia and Mole (Paul Smith)
'Twas the Cyber Night Before Christmas. Uncredited.
'Twas the Night Before K5Mas by mdxi
Usenet by Joshua Bell
Usenet News Blues Author unknown
The Usenet Troll Song by Jacob Sommer
The Usenetter Song by Aquarion (Nicholas Avenell)
- Very Wishful Thinking by Dave Weingart, also
Video Killed the Internet by Dave Weingart
- Web Surfin'
by Allison Durno
Why You Can't Get alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.spam by Dave Weingart
- The Worm Before Xmas by Clement C. Morris (aka David
Bradley, Betty Cheng, Hal Render, Greg Rogers, and Dan LaLiberte)
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