Star Trek Filk

Old Trek --

• 50 Ways to Kill an Ensign by Joel Polowin. Also atOmphalos
• Amanda Goes Shooping by Rob Morris. Okay, so it's just baaaarely a filk. Still....
• Another Saturday Night by Bob Kanefsky
• Ballad of the Redshirts by Novareinna
• Banned from Argo by Leslie Fish, "the unofficial Trek national anthem".at Swarthmore. Also a page about its fame,Banned from Argo -- and the Filk Circuit. Argo sequels:
  • Argo's Fire-Breathing Daughter by Bob Kanefsky,
  • Talking Banned from Argo by Joe Bethancourt, and
  • Like a Tribble to the Slaughter by Joel Polowin
  • The prologue to Kathleen Dailey's "Any Other Lifetime".
  
  
• Battle Hymn of the Federation by Larry Miller and Melissa Binde
• Charlie by Kathy Mar
• Demon in the Dark by Kathy Mar, and its parody, Mineral Rights by Bob Kanefsky. An MP3 of this song is available at his page on MP3.com
• Ensigns by Erik Joramo
• The Enterprise B by Rob Morris
• Every Seven Years Author unknown.
• Filk You! by Rob Morris A sorta filk/songfic mix.
• From Delta with Love by Bob Kanefsky
• Gilligan's Enterprise (ST:TMP) by B.F. and I.W.
• The IDIC Way by Rhodri James
• Ishmael by Sibylle
• Kirk's Breakdown, a bluegrass MIDI version of the TV themesong. Interesting!
• Kirk's Toupee by Martin Vaughn
• Klingons Are Coming by Jeff Duntemann
• Klingon Country Vampire by Joel Polowin

  Klingon Diplomatic Corps:

  Filks from the Dorsai Irregulars Songbook
  
  • That Chicago Con by Anne Passovoy
  • Come All You Cadets by Anne Passovoy
  • Imperialism for Fun and Profit by Paula Smith and 'Irving Quiznowski'
  • It Was a Hell of a StrekCon by Anne Passovoy
  • Klingon Diplomatic Corps by Robert Asprin and its sequel Klingon Auxiliary Corps by Paula Smith
• The Laddie by Joel Polowin
• Let's Get the Hell out of Here by Jordan Mann
• Like a Tribble to the Slaughter by Joel Polowin
• The Mechanical Bride by Bret Dawson and Clive Thompson
• On the Good Ship Enterprise by Doris Robins and Bjo Trimble
• Read My Lips by Bob Kanefsky
• Security by Bonnie Hilton
• The Security Fight Song by Angela Reese
• A Slanderous Song Author unknown.
• Somewhere Over the Barstool by Gail Pittaway
• Spock Goes to Camp by William James Cuffe
• Spock: The Naked Time by Cheree Cargill
• Star Fleet Life by Dusty Jones and Chris Balderson
• Star Fleet's Red Shirts by Dave Weingart -- just keep scrolling down.
• Take Me Home, Starry Roads by Jan Snyder
• There's an Amoeba by Mildred Torgerson
• Tiberius Rising by Rand Bellavia and Adam L. English
• The Tribble Is a Fuzzy Beast by Leslie Fish
• Vulcan Logical Time Bomb by Joel Polowin. Well, it does make sense....
• Waltz for Organs and Vulcan Harp by Joel Polowin
• Where Is the Captain Gone? by Sibylle
• Wouldn't It Be Logical? by Gail Pittaway (keep scrolling past "There's an Amoeba")

Next Gen filk --

• Amanda's a Q by Gary Ehrlich
• The Ballad of Data and Tasha by Diane K. McCarty
• The Battle of the Neutral Zone by Ellen Edgerton
• Beverly's Lament by Joel Polowin
• The Comforts of Home by Bob Kanefsky, with MP3 available at The Coming of the Borg by Ellen Kranzer
• The Compleat Trekwriter by Tom Holt. Alsohere.
• Crazy Little Thing Called Borg by Conrad Leviston
• Dear Kindly Captain Picard by Joel Polowin
• Dilithium Rhapsody by Eric the Fruitbat at: Susan Stepney's andEric the Fruitbat's.
• Does Your Matter Lose Its Cohesion? by Jordan Mann
• The Dread Ensign Wesley by Tom Smith. You have been warned.
• The Engines on the Ship by Dave Weingart, also at his page.
• Enterprise by Rhodri James
• Glob of Nose Latex by Major Matt Mason
• I Fought the Borg and the Borg Won by Ellen Edgerton. Also in the filk article atProject Galactic Guide
• I Have a Team by Tero Ykspetäjä (Kaisa)
• I Heard It through the Comm Line Uncredited.
• I Like to Be on Terra by Marissa Anderson
• I Love Q by Ellen Edgerton
• The Laughing Vulcan and His Dog by Kevin Wald
• Look to the Stars by Rhodri James
• Lost My Powers (And I'll Cry If I Want To) by Ellen Edgerton
• Mr. Worf by Rand Bellavia and Adam L. English
• The Neurotic Love Song by Debbie Ridpath Ohi, Allison Durno, and Jodi Krangle. To baldly go....
• The Night of 359 by Rob Morris
• Nilvana by Gary Ehrlich
• Number One by Rand Bellavia and Adam L. English
• Remember Khitomer by Andy Wheeler
• Riker of the Enterprise by Ellen Edgerton
• Ro, Why Did You Leave Me? by Izzy
• The Same Old Line by Gail Barber and Ann Hinch
• "Seuss Trek: If Dr. Seuss wrote for ST:TNG..." by Dave Fuller. At:Lee Gatteri's (Dave Fuller's cousin), John Robinson's (credited!),Kym's (uncredited), Northrup's (uncredited), Alexander's (uncredited), Ellison's Warehouse of Weirdness (uncredited), The Joker's (uncredited), and Dave Doyle's. I'm sure there are other places....
• Songs about Star Trek: Songs by Judith Hayman.
• The Star Trek Song
• Starfleet Man by Stewart M. Wiener.
• The Starfleet Song by Ellen Edgerton.
• Star Trekkin': The Next Generation by Two Bit
• STTNG Filk by Marguerite K.A. Petersen
• Talkin' Bout Next Generation by Conrad Leviston
• Trouble in Alpha Quadrant by Jordan Mann
• When I Turned Off Lore by J. Juls

DS9 --

• Bajoran Gratitude Festival Carol by Kevin Wald
• Blows a Wynn of Change, aka "Cuz She's the Kai" by A.D. Burrows
• The Cardassian Song by Charlene Vickers
• Dukatian Rhapsody by Lea L. Frost
• Eye of the Needle by Sherman Dorn
• Gene Roddenberry's Ghost Is Haunting Deep Space Nine by Gary Ehrlich, and
• Gene Roddenberry's Ghost by Ann Sasahara. Hey, some filks have to be done.
• I Am a Pagh Wraith King by Lea L. Frost
• I Was on Deep Space Nine by Conrad Leviston
• Jadzia Got Run Over by a Pah Wraith by Izzy
• Joining by Steve Macdonald
• Not So Trilled by Judith Hayman
• Odo/Kira! by J. Juls
• One Night in Quark's Place by GreenWoman
• Our DS9 by Catherine Allan
• Proposed Themesong by Peter Anspach, the man who brought us theIf I Ever Become an Evil Overlord List.
• Psi Phi's DS9 1999 Year in Review by Lea L. Frost
• Sisko Gets Mamed by Rob Morris
• The Song of Ezri Dax by Izzy
• Three Drunken Klingons by Khaywolf. Keep scrolling down. Also at The Wild Oats homepage.
• Twas the Night Before ST:TNG Author unknown.

Voyager:

• All Gone to Look for the Alpha Quad by Izzy
• The Executive Producer's Song by Lea L. Frost
• Go, Delta Flyer! by Rob Morris
• I Remember Harry by Lilith Sedai
• Jemima's Stories: Filks
• Oh, Chakotay, You're So Fine by Lilith Sedai
• Parallax by Joel Polowin
• Seven of Nine Rhapsody by Izzy
• Three Little Former Drones by Lea L. Frost
• Voyager Died by Izzy
• Voyager's Spam by Kailinn

  The obvious theme song:

  • Proposed Themesong by Peter Anspach. Scroll down past the DS9 theme.
  • Voyager by Joel Polowin
  • Voyager's Aisle by Scott McClure
  • Voyager Theme Song (2 versions) by Michael Rusignuolo and by Polar Music

  Miscellaneous ST songs:

  • The Bardic Voice of Qe'van'Ho'ten, including the filk opera Home on the Nor.
  • Bernd Felsberger German Trek filk.
  • The Compleat Trekwriter by Tom Holt
  • Control of the Franchise by Demosthenez
  • Cube Root, Turnip Root by Sherman Dorn and Elizabeth Margareta Griffith. Warp drive.
  • Ding Dong, the Kirk Is Dead Uncredited.
  • The Ensign Toast Theme Song by Rich Brown.
  • Filk Songs at The Warrior Writes. Includes songs by Rakqor, Andrea Benton, Alan Bowbrick, and Khaywolf.
  • Filks at PythonTrek.
  • Gene Roddenberry's Ghost by Ann Sasahara
  • Great Bird by Gary Ehrlich
  • Judith Hayman's Star Trek songbook
  • I'm a Trekkie by Jeff Duntemann
  • The Infinite Filks by Rob Morris includes 3 filks.
  • Klingons Don't Cry by Ellen Edgerton
  • Little Star Treks Uncredited.
  • Mrs. Murphy's Chowder: The Next Generation by Bob Kanefsky
  • Mutant Generations by Bob Kanefsky. Written before that episode, of course....
  • New DS9 and STV Theme Songs by Peter Anspach (The Evil Overlord)
  • Okuda by Danny M. Davids
  • The Oracle Service's Star Trek Songs
  • Pocitace - Texty - scifi - povidky (i Star Trek) This Czech site includes zipped files of many filks (in English).
  • Riverside by Andy Wheeler and Beth Wheeler
  • Salatrel's Star Trek Filk Songs
  • Script Victims by Jeffrey Hitchin
  • The Spocky Horror Star Trek Show '94 by Tim Murphy. Also at Doke's page Includes audience participation.
  • Stand by Your Trek by Sherman Dorn and Elizabeth Margareta Griffith
  • Star Trek the Musical by Jeremy Buhler, andAct I of Star Trek the Musical II: That Old Plak Magic by Jeremy Buhler
  • Sweet Savage Star Trek: The Soundtrack Zipped file.
  • Terok Nor: Quark's Big collection of filks and more from the Fidonet Star Trek humor echo.
  • Time Plot by Tom Smith
  • To Boldly Go by Steve Macdonald
  • Trade Warriors by Pat Mathews. Scroll on down.
  • The Vulcan Academy of Science School Cheer by Paula Smith
  • Whole Lotta Python Goin' On by D. L. Thurston. Scroll on down.
  • The Wreck of the Anaxagoras by Cyohtee

  Songs in Klingon

  • Songs. I'm not sure what all they are, as my Klingon language skills are rusty, but take a look.
  • 'etlh 'oH yIn'e' by David Barron
  • wo' bom by Hilary Bader, translated by Mark Okrand; also with sheet music.

    Translations

    • QISmaS Carols
    • Doch naS by Eric the Fruitbat
    • SIy'ven (Steven) translated by Fred Horein
    • Translations by Nick Nicholas including "Sesame Street" (scroll on down)
    • yIn rInbe'taH neHqu' 'Iv ("Who Wants to Live Forever") translated by Fred Horein

    Poetry

    • jI'ojtaH nuqvaD? (What do I thirst for?) by Michael Everson

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