Cat Got Your Tongue?
Part 6by Angel (aisumitsukai at home.com)
Ch 6 of 'cat got your tongue'! i get to dress Lestrade up
some more!!!!!!! hee, hee,hee!!!!!
(LESTRADE: *Shudder, shudder, grumble* You're crazy!
You should be locked up!
ANGEL: That's what my doctor said as well.....but they
can't lock me up yet!
LESTRADE: And why not?
ANGEL: Because I haven't gotten you and Holmes together yet!!!!
LESTRADE: Grrrrrrrrr....*Lestrade's special little scowl*
ANGEL: *Sweat drops* Don't look at me like that! or, or, or,
or I'll marry you to Moriarty!!!!
LESTRADE: *Widens eyes, shudders some more* I'll be good!
ANGEL: Well, if you aren't.... Of course if you're good I'll
marry you off to Holmes....
LESTRADE: grrrrrrr...*rolls eyes*
ANGEL: Well, it's your choice!
LESTRADE: Some choice! Just kill me now!
ANGEL: Oh please! I know you like Holmes! You do like him,
*C.D.*: *If you don't that messes up everything!*
LESTRADE:*rolls eyes again* Don't you have a fic to write?!
ANGEL: Oh yeah!)
Sorry! Couldn't resist!^_^
*I'm not a H/L fan! Really! >sarcasm,sarcasm<*
Lestrade HAD been under the impression that her day could not
get worse. Now she wasn't so sure. This train of thought was
probably due to the fact that she was sitting on Moriarty's hand.
"Cute cat." Moriarty took off the bonnet. "But that looks
horrible. Really, Marissa, you should take better care of your
pets." With that he dropped Lestade, from chest height onto the floor.
"Owwwwww! Why'd you do th-" Lestrade looked at Moriarty in
horror and clamped her paws over her mouth. Well, at least, she
Moriarty raised an eyebrow.
Holmes mentally slapped himself, again.
Marissa, formerly known as the blonde teen, squealed happily.
Dr. Manuel nodded. "I thought you two looked familiar."
"Two?" Moriarty looked over at Holmes. "Is that HOLMES?!"
Moriarty promptly burst out laughing. Manuel had told him
about the experiment, but he hadn't dared hope that it had gone
Holmes sighed. This was going to be a long day.
***Just thought I'd check back with Watson***
"THEY'VE DISAPPEARED!!!!????? HOW ON EARTH COULD THEY JUST
DISAPPEAR?! WHY DIDN'T YOU FOLLOW THEM?!!"
"DON'T GIVE ME THAT! WE NEED TO GET THEM BACK BEFORE LESTRADE
BLOWS UP NEW LONDON!!!"
"I hardly think-"
"NO, YOU OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T!!!"
Watson gave up trying to talk to Greyson. The Chief Inspector
was in one of those moods, again.
"So, Moriarty, Manuel was working for you."
"I don't see why you care, but yes! He was!" Moriarty smiled
*nastily* at the tabby sitting in front of him. "Brilliant plan,
don't you think? You didn't suspect a thing! And now look at you!
You're a cat!"
"Okaaayyyyy. So what you're trying to tell me is that you
made a poison specifically to paralyze US. Then, you had Manuel
offer to help us. But not really help us. Just keep us alive, but in
less disruptive forms. Just one thing -- why cats?" Lestrade looked
up at Moriarty.
"You seemed to be a cat person."
"He didn't want his precious Inspector to be unhappy." Holmes
smirked down at Lestrade. (Moriarty was sniffing haughtily.) "I
have a question as well, though. Moriarty, how could you have
planned this meeting?" Holmes returned his gaze to Moriarty.
Ignoring the fuming kitten beside him.
"Ah, well, actually, this is all just a piece of terribly
good luck. I was planning on kidnapping you tonight from your flat."
"Mmmm." Holmes took in this information quite calmly.
Lestrade on the other hand....
"Kidnap us!? Who do you think you are?! And a cat person,
huh? Well, for your information, I HATE CATS! How could do this to
me? You sick freak! You, you, you...."
"Cats are your favorite animal, Lestrade." Holmes looked back
down at her.
"Grrrrrrr... Whose side are you on anyways, Holmes!?"
Lestrade sniffed and slumped onto the couch pillow.
Moriarty smiled and scratched her ears.
Lestrade's eyes narrowed and she chomped Moriarty's finger.
"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Get her
There you go! another chapter of insanity! ^_^
(LESTRADE: How could you let him touch me?!
ANGEL: Oh please! I wanted to have an excuse for you to bite him.
ANGEL:Here. just because i'm such a nice person I'll make
Holmes be nice to you in the next chapter!
*crosses fingers behind her back*
LESTRADE: yeah right!
ANGEL: Are you calling me a liar? *narrows eyes*
ANGEL: Oh well, and here i was hoping you really did like
Holmes, but obviously you prefer Moriarty.
LESTRADE: *eyes widen* Uh,oh. I'm very,very good!
ANGEL: so you DO like Holmes! Ha!
LESTRADE: Hey! I never said that!
ANGEL: Bwa hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!
I couldn't resist! again! i truly am very sorry!!!!
(LESTRADE: yeah right!
ANGEL: Watch it!)
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