Top Ten Reasons Sherlock Holmes Never Got Married

by Ethel
3/11/03

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(inspired by David Letterman's Top Ten Lists! ^_^ )

TOP TEN REASONS SHERLOCK HOLMES NEVER GOT MARRIED:

#10. Getting nagged at every time he goes out on a case.

#9. Coming home to find his entire lab in the trash.

#8. "Stop playing that violin and come to bed!"

#7. The Irregulars not being allowed in the house.

#6. Catching hell for disappearing for those three years.

#5. "Are you and Dr. Watson going to yak all night?"

#4. Mrs. Hudson getting fired.

#3. "Take that nasty pipe and smoke it outside!"

#2. Suspicion about that photo of Irene Adler.

And the #1 reason:

#1. "I invited that nice Moriarty fellow here for dinner this evening."


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