Interview

by Joanne
5/26/01

Joanne:
Hi, and welcome to our show "Girl Talk". Today's guest is the famous Inspector Lestrade. Welcome to our show, Lestrade.

Lestrade:
Thank you

Joanne:
So tell me, what is it like working with Sherlock Holmes?

Lestrade:
Well, I'll say this. You're never bored when he's around.

Joanne:
Now, with that out of the way let's get to the good stuff.

Lestrade:
Excuse me?

Joanne:
Do you like him?

Lestrade:
Yes, of course I like him.

Joanne:
No, I mean do you like him, like him?

Lestrade:
What are you talking about?

Joanne:
DO YOU LOVE THE GUY?!!

Lestrade:
WHAT?!! No, I only like him as a friend.

Joanne:
Yeah, suuure!

Lestrade:
I DO!!

Joanne:
Then how come in the first episode you said "He's incredible!"

Lestrade:
I only meant that it was incredible that he was brought back to life.

Joanne (Coughing):
Liar.

Lestrade:
What was that?

Joanne:
Sorry, had a frog in my throat. Admit you love him.

Lestrade:
I DO NOT!!

Joanne:
YOU DO

Lestrade:
I DON'T

Joanne:
YOU DO

Lestrade:
I DON'T

Joanne:
YOU DON'T

Lestrade:
I DO

Joanne:
HA, made you say it!!

Lestrade:
You tricked me!

Joanne:
Doesn't matter, you said it.

Lestrade:
You know, you're very annoying.

Joanne (Grinning):
I know!

Lestrade:
I just might "accidentally" shoot you with my ionizer.

Joanne (Nervous):
Y...you wouldn't dare!

Lestrade:
I've been known to have an itchy trigger finger!

Joanne:
Er...um..and that's the end of today's show. See you all next week, if Lestrade doesn't shoot me first, that is!


THE END

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