Joanne:
Hi, and welcome to our show "Girl Talk". Today's guest is the
famous Inspector Lestrade. Welcome to our show, Lestrade.
Lestrade:
Thank you
Joanne:
So tell me, what is it like working with Sherlock Holmes?
Lestrade:
Well, I'll say this. You're never bored when he's around.
Joanne:
Now, with that out of the way let's get to the good stuff.
Lestrade:
Excuse me?
Joanne:
Do you like him?
Lestrade:
Yes, of course I like him.
Joanne:
No, I mean do you like him, like him?
Lestrade:
What are you talking about?
Joanne:
DO YOU LOVE THE GUY?!!
Lestrade:
WHAT?!! No, I only like him as a friend.
Joanne:
Yeah, suuure!
Lestrade:
I DO!!
Joanne:
Then how come in the first episode you said "He's
incredible!"
Lestrade:
I only meant that it was incredible that he
was brought back to life.
Joanne (Coughing):
Liar.
Lestrade:
What was that?
Joanne:
Sorry, had a frog in my throat. Admit you love him.
Lestrade:
I DO NOT!!
Joanne:
YOU DO
Lestrade:
I DON'T
Joanne:
YOU DO
Lestrade:
I DON'T
Joanne:
YOU DON'T
Lestrade:
I DO
Joanne:
HA, made you say it!!
Lestrade:
You tricked me!
Joanne:
Doesn't matter, you said it.
Lestrade:
You know, you're very annoying.
Joanne (Grinning):
I know!
Lestrade:
I just might "accidentally" shoot you with my ionizer.
Joanne (Nervous):
Y...you wouldn't dare!
Lestrade:
I've been known to have an itchy trigger finger!
Joanne:
Er...um..and that's the end of today's show. See you
all next week, if Lestrade doesn't shoot me first, that is!