Moriarty: I did what you said. Shaved, changed my clothes. Now
will you go out with me?
Moriarty: Bloody hell! What does it take to get you to go out with
Lestrade: Moriarty...I would not go out with you if you offered
me a trip to the Hawaian Islands!
Moriarty: *looks frustrated*
Moriarty: Stuff it Holmes. You're the reason she refuses!
Holmes: Huh? I do believe, old chap, that you have it all wrong.
You are asking a lady of the law to date a man against the law.
Moriarty: Would you go out with me if I changed my profession?
Lestrade: Will you stop asking me out! Or I'll have to tazer you!
Holmes: He might like that...
Jill: *whispers* It's his temper
Fenwick: *nods* Oui, my love. Foi! I forgot! We're on the air
Moriarty: Fenwick! You did it again!
Fenwick: Sorry, Master
Demoness: Err...this is turning into a H/L M/L skit....must
Moriarty: *frustrated sigh and sits* Where were we, Holmes.
Holmes: You were telling me about your latest scheme in causing
a headache for me and a yelling Grayson for Lestrade.
Moriarty: Right. You see I was planning on kidnapping the...wait
a minute! Clever, Holmes, clever!
Holmes: The Queen?
Moriarty: How the deuce did you figure that out?
Holmes: I guessed.
Lestrade: But you never guess!
Holmes: OK, I didn't guess. I figured that the only way he's
going to give me a headache and get Grayson to yell at you was if he
kidnapped someone extremely important. And Her Majesty is extremely
Moriarty: Bunch of BS.
Lestrade: *groan* Yes, Chief!
Grayson: Get your arse over to headquarters now! And bring that
detective with you! The Queen has been abducted!
Moriarty: I believe this is my cue to leave.
H & L: Where is she!?
Fenwick: Run, Master! *leaps on Holmes and tries to pound his
Holmes: *flips Fenwick off him and into Jill as Moriarty runs away*
Jill: Ow! Oh! Fenny! *kisses his head* You ok?
Fenwick: Oui, mademoiselle! *passes out*
Lestrade: Get back here, Moriarty!!
Moriarty: You shall have to take a reign check, Yardie!
*disappears through a escape route*
Holmes: *pushes on hidden door* Bloody hell! Quickly, outside and
call Watson with the coach!