My Lovely MST
by Mary Christmas (unicorn_76010 at lycos.com)
FRODO: More torture! Will Mary be able to survive!
MARY: Of course she will, you dolt.
FRODO: I am not a dolt.
Holmes, Watson, Moriarty, and Lestrade were no longer
bored. They had an outlet for their revenge now, one of the authors
of those horrible fics. They were all chasing her around the room
while Deidre and Wiggins placed bets on who would tire out first.
Fenwick was still gloating over the fact that his master loved
Mary suddenly stopped, causing a chain reaction with
everyone falling into everybody else. (Everyone who was running,
MARY: Now wait a minute! Since when do you four chase people
around a room pointlessly?
LESTRADE: Since we've been pointlessly forced to read horrible
DEIDRE: You know, I think she has a point. You've all kind of
LESTRADE: (snorts) You wouldn't be talking like that if there
were a fic out there about you, now would you? Same to you, Mary.
HOLMES: (remembers something that was said before) The mysterious
voice said that you know him. Who is it?
MV: Now now, all shall be revealed in good time. Here is your
next fic. I haven't read it yet, so...I don't think I'm going to
hang around. Muahahahahahhahahahahahh!!!!!
MARY: (frowns) I wonder what his problem is
LESTRADE: Hey! We're still mad at you!
HOLMES, MORIARTY, WATSON: Yeah!
MARY: Watson, why are you angry with me?
WATSON: I do not guffaw!
MARY: Oookaaaaay Let's read.
>>True Luv by a concerned cousin and friend *evil grin*<<
FENWICK: Oh, boy. Anozer one of those "Yardie and Holmesie are
in love" fics.
LESTRADE AND HOLMES: (groan)
MARY: (grins at Moriarty) Hey cheer up! It may be a Moriarty and
Lestrade shippy fic.
>>Once upon a time, in a small town called Hobbiton<<
(shudders suddenly) ewwww!!!!
LESTRADE: Hey! This isn't about us! Wait, that's a good thing...
>>there lived a handsome yet fragile Hobbit. His name was
(Author's Note: Frodo told me to write about these characters...
I hope I'm doing okay
MARY: (chokes with laughter) Oh my gosh! And here I thought I was
bad about trying to find ways to tor-... er, entertain...my fave
LESTRADE: (sarcastically) Oh yippie! I can't wait for more.
WATSON: Really? I should be afraid, were I you, Lestrade
LESTRADE: What is it with you people and not getting sarcasm?
>>He was great friends with Sam Gamgee, Pippin Took (me!) and
Merry Brandybuck. He would have been good friends with Frodo, but
no, Frodo had to go off and leave us all just because of some wounds
HOLMES: Hmm...I detect some anger there...
MORIARTY: Yes, he really should talk about it more....
MARY: Group Therapy!!!
>>Ahem...anyway, there was another Hobbit named....uh wait.<<
DEIDRE: (groans) Oh, man. I hate cliffhangers!
ALL: (give her odd looks)
>>No this didn't take place in Hobbiton.<<
LESTRADE: (sighs) I can tell this is going to be an interesting fic.
>>It um...took place in New London? Yeah. And they weren't
Hobbits. No wait! It did...no...yes...no...grr....<<
LESTRADE: Jeesh! Can't this guy make up his mind?
HOLMES: It sounds as though he was listening to someone else
MORIARTY: Oh, please, Holmes, this is just another one of those
terrible fics and there can be no amount of explanation.
>>Frodo, you write the stupid thing! I am entirely too
confused! Look, Sherlock Holmes and somebody get married and live
happily ever after. Moriarty and Someone named Inspector Lestrade
get married and live happily ever after! There! The End!<<
HOLMES: You were saying, Moriarty?
MORIARTY: Oh, right.
LESTRADE: Wait!!!! It said that I got married to Moriarty and
lived happily ever after!!! Don't either of you see anything wrong
MARY AND DEIDRE: (giggling with each other over the magazine
with the hot boys in it that suddenly appears out of nowhere)
WIGGINS: Do you two mind? I'm trying to listen to Lestrade go
MARY: OOOH, here's one of Elijah Wood. He's cute, don't you think?
DEIDRE: I guess...If you like baby faces. I prefer Ben Affleck
MV: What is going on here? (reads the fic quickly and gasps)
The purple room is suddenly empty except for the invisible
mysterious voice and Mary.
Pippin!!! Well...fine, then. That's the end. No more bad fics.
MARY: Take the Ring off, Frodo
FRODO: Aww, do I have to?
(takes the ring off and becomes visible again)
You always spoil my fun....
Well, that's it you guys..the last chapter of "My Lovely MST".
Hope you enjoyed my weirdness.
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