One day the sh22 cast was surfing the web. Don't ask. They
found Maureen's site. Of course they had no idea they were part of a
TV show. So, they decided to look around the site. Then they found
the 'Whatever remains' page.
GREYSON: Ha ha ha hahahhahahahaha......... Oh, that's good!
Hahahahahahahahah-
HOLMES AND LESTRADE: It's not funny!
ANGEL: No it's not! It's completely and utterly true!
HOLMES AND LESTRADE: Hey!
ANGEL:^_^ *leaves before Lestrade can pulverise her*
DEIDRE: See!? See Wiggins! You owe me 20 credits! I TOLD you they
were in love! There's proof! Ha!
WIGGINS: It's not proof! It's just that person's opinion!
* reads page * With a whole lotta evidence behind it....Damn!
TENNYSON: Beep, Whur!
*She used Holmes' own technique against him!*
HOLMES: Yes, her technique is good...
GREYSON: Ha!
HOLMES: ...unfortunately her end result was way off.
ANGEL (and MAUREEN, if she could bear to be in such a terrible
fic): Suuuuuuure! >sarcasm, sarcasm<
MORIARTY: This is ridiculous! I'm the one whose in love with
Lestrade! er, I mean, good riddance!
LESTRADE: Ewwwwwwww! Get Moriarty AWAY from me!
HOLMES: This is going to be a long day...
WATSON: Maybe we should check out the message board?
HOLMES: A brilliant idea, my dear Watson! Let us do so right away!
So our favorite group went off to read the message board.
Unfortunately they don't know about all the H/L shipper messages...
Oh well! ^_^
FENWICK: Hey, this girl said she'd get me a new coat for Christmas!
WATSON: And I'd get a waterproof coating!
GREYSON: Hey, who're you calling 'too cheap?!' Hey! wait a minute!
look at this! Holmes and Lestrade are getting mistletoe!
Ha hahahahahahaha!
HOLMES AND LESTRADE: *groan*
ANGEL: I thought it was the perfect gift!
HOLMES AND LESTRADE: You AGAIN!?
ANGEL:Yup! Have fun my lovelies! *leaves*
DEIDRE: Ooooh nail polish!
LESTRADE: Hey look! besides mistletoe, I'm getting a submersible
and any sharp/dangerous/high-tech/ high-speed object this girl comes
across! OOOh!^_^
HOLMES: Uh, oh.
LESTRADE: Whaddya mean 'uh,oh'?
HOLMES: *with knowing smile* Oh, nothing.
LESTRADE: Whatever!
MORIARTY: Hey look I'm getting a hug! I don't want some girl
I don't know to hug me! I want Les... Oops!
LESTRADE: *backs away behind Holmes and Watson* Scary, scary!
ANGEL: VERY scary!
LESTRADE: Well, at least we agree on something!
ANGEL: Oh, I think we agree on a lot of things. ^_~
LESTRADE: Grrrrr...
ANGEL: *leaves in a hurry*
TENNYSON: Beep, blip whuuuuuurr!
* I want to check out the character pages!*
COLLECTIVE: Yeah!
There's the first part of my insane tour of Maureen's
sh22 page ^_~
-angel
(If you would like to be part of this fic or have another
place for the cast to tour, tell me!)