The Dating Game! BG&R Style
by Mary Christmas and Jill W.
The Dating Game! BG&R Style
Posted by Mary on 7/3/2001, 12:40 am
Yes, I know this is a deranged piece of work. I am very sorry. I
did something similar to this on the Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century
ANNOUNCER: And now, here's your host....Mary
MARY: Thank you, Bob. Hi, everyone, and
welcome to the Dating Game! With us
tonight is Dr. Donovan. Doc, why don't
you tell us a little about yourself? And
why is there a monkey on your shoulder?
DONOVAN: Huh? Wh...where am I? Jenny! Call the
JENNY: No can do, Dr. D. The signal's been
deactivated somehow. Besides, this sounds
MARY: O_O Okaaaaaay.....a talking monkey.
This might be even more fun than with
Inspector Beth! Doc, tell us about
DONOVAN: (noticing mary for the first time)
Well, I am a CEO of a large corporation -- perhaps
you've heard of it -- Quark? Anyway, I
played major league baseball, and I was at the
top of my class....
Yeah, and I'm a monkey's uncle.
Er....I mean the Queen of England.
MARY: Well, you're lots more cooperative than our
last guest. Now, what you have to do is ask
the questions on those little blue cards in
front of you, that's right, those cards, to
our three bachelorettes...
(is interrupted by a stagehand, who whispers something in her
What!? Oh...darn it! Okay, folks, we'll be right back after
this commercial break. Don't go away.
Mary Christmas glowered as she followed the stagehand to a back
room. She didn't notice the monkey following her. As she entered she
saw her producer, Mike, along with two of the bachelorettes.
"Why do we have to cancel the show, Mike?" she asked, annoyed. It had
been starting to get fun.
"Because the third girl refused to show up. Something about 'not
ever getting involved with anything else that loon cooks up'," he answered
"Fine, who's here?"
"Jo, from BG&R, and Jesse, from Pokemon."
The monkey jumped onto the table. "So what's the problem. Couldn't
you just do it with two?"
Mary sighed in exasperation. "No. There has to be three. Where are
we going to get another girl on such short notice?"
Mike, Jo, Jesse, and Jenny all looked pointedly at her. Her eyes
widened and she backed up. "Huh uh. No way..."
"Why not? If we have to do it, you can too," Jo said. Jesse
nodded in agreement.
"B...but I'm the host!"
"I can host it," Jenny said.
Mike agreed with Jenny and it was settled.
"Fine! But I won't be happy about it."
JENNY: And we're back! Sorry, folks, but Ms.
Christmas had to go home. She uh...came
down with something. However, I am now
your host. Dr. D., ask your first
Okay, anyone who wants to can continue this. I don't know why you'd
want to, though....
Why? Because we LIKE you!
Posted by Jill W. on 7/3/2001, 1:23 am, in reply to "The Dating Game! BG&R Style"
Donovan rolls his eyes. "Why me?"
Jo immediately jumps on the question. "Because you deserve it!"
Jenny: "Trust me, you don't wanna know. Besides, *he's* supposed to
ask the questions."
"We're waiting, Dr. D."
Donovan: (clears his throat) "Um, bachelorette #2... if you were a
dessert, what would you be?"
Re: Why? Because we LIKE you!
Posted by Mary on 7/3/2001, 11:06 am, in reply to "Why? Because we
Jesse: Well, I'd be...a doughnut. Yes, a doughnut, with chocolate
frosting and rainbow sprinkles and cherry filling.... Oh! I'm so hungry!
Jenny: Then why'd you come on this show? Never mind. Next question, sir.
Donovan: (has a confused expression on his face) Well, let's see.
Bachelorette #3, if you could be any dog, what would you be?
Mary: Hmm....let me think about this. Dog. A dog. What kind of dog
would I be. A German Shepherd...no, too big. A Pomeranian...no, too small.
A collie...no, too medium. I'd be a cat.
Donovan: Hey, that's a good answer. Your voice sounds really familiar....
Jenny: How could it be a good answer when she didn't even answer the
Donovan: Evasive tactics are the mark of a good businessman or woman.
Jenny: Whatever you say, sir. Next question.
On to Part 2!
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