SHIPPY EX MACHINA 2!

"It’s a Date!"

by Dr. Seth
11/17/01

Mack and Jo walked hand in hand through New Tronic’s Chinese district. Suddenly, she jerked him around and pointed, mouth agape, to the scene in a nearby restaurant’s window.

"Holy Toledo!" Jo screeched.

"Wouldja lookit that!" Mack gasped. They both watched in fascination as Duane and Dr. Slate fed each other pieces of fried tofu.

"I didn’t think he had a furlough today," Jo sneered.

"Well, at least he’s gettin’ some action! He’s been so crabby lately!" Mack grunted.

Duane and Erika both peered into each other’s eyes, and as they rubbed noses, their pupils glowed red.

"AWWW!" Jo cuddled closely with Mack.

"Yup, that’s the look of love all right!" Mack grinned as he took Jo in his arms.

"C’mon, let’s go back to the ship and make some Mack and cheese!" she giggled, images of giant varicose veins dancing merrily in her head.

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"You moron! You’re filling her up with tofu and she’s uncalibrating!" Number 5 slapped roboSlate’s controls away from Number Four.

"Well, I think it’s time our amorous pair made it back home anyways...." smirked Number One as he hit roboDuane’s smirk button.

"Ooh! I’m going to find some things so they can have a nice little couch to sit on!" Number Three gleefully rummaged through the excess scrap metal in order to construct a sofa.

Erika Slate, from within her cage, tried to decompose out of extreme embarrassment.

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