Moriarty: Welcome to Live with Moriarty. It is currently 4:12 am EST and our lovely writer is extremely bored and has insomnia.

Watson: Plus poor spelling

Demoness: Don't start on my grammar, Watson! It's the bloody keyboard, I tell you!

Moriarty: Anyway, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, tonight's guest is a Mr. Sherlock Holmes. He is well known for his achievements in Victorian London, as chronicled by Dr. John Watson, and his latest achievements here in the 22nd century.

Holmes: Greetings

Moriarty: Tell me, Holmes....you don't mind if I call you that, do you?

Holmes: Does it matter? You'll call me that anyway.

Moriarty: Right...well, Holmes, tell us about your latest case.

Holmes: I am not at liberty to give out information on that case. I've been sworn to secrecy.

Moriarty: Really? How interesting. Well then, moving on to the next question. Do you love or have you loved Inspector Beth Lestrade?

Holmes: Um...That's personal.

Moriarty: So you admit to either one?

Holmes: I haven't admitted to anything, Professor.

Moriarty: Come now, how difficult can it be for you to say yes or no to the question?

Holmes: Do you love her?

Moriarty: I'm the one that's asking the questions here.

Holmes: Now look who is avoiding the questions.

Fenwick: And now a commercial break.