I am having too much fun with this.
Fenwick: Now back to Live with Moriarty!
Moriarty: So now you see what my problem is in pulling this
Holmes: It is child's play, Moriarty. All you need are mirrors to
hide your presence and reflect the laser beams back to the source. I
remember the case where Watson and I found ourselves in a house
built like a fun house. I believe Watson called it "The Adventure of
the Nightmare Fun House".
Moriarty: Sounds interesting....
Holmes: Even you would not want to meet the man behind the
architect of that house. *shudders*
Fenwick: Pst! We're on the air!
Moriarty: We are?
Moriarty: *knocks Fenwick across the head* Why didn't you say so!
Fenwick: I just did, Master.
Moriarty: *coughs and straightens vest* Back to the show. Tell us,
Holmes, what do you plan on doing with your life now that you are in
the 22nd Century?
Holmes: isn't it obvious? I plan on putting you behind bars and
carrying out the rest of my life as a detective like before.
Moriarty: Besides that.
Holmes: Maybe find my brother and bring him back...
Moriarty: Anyone else?
Holmes: I would like to bring Russell back, but she was not
preserved like me.
Moriarty: How do you know? After all you died before she did.
Holmes: I searched for her death certificate and found her grave.
*pauses with a sad look*
Fenwick: I could clone her.
Holmes: No...one clone is enough. Besides, I hear their minds
Holmes: You did not know this?
Moriarty: Someone has neglected to mention it to me.
*glances at Fenwick*
Holmes: Ah but what does it matter? After all you claim to be the
Lestrade: And now a commercial break.
Fenwick: That's my line!!