"The Tour"

The Real Part 3

by Angel (aisumitsukai at home.com)
12/7/01

Right! here's the REAL pt 3!
*We would also like to note that not only will H/L/M have to put up with ME! Angel and Mary, they will have to put up with yet another H/L fan! JOANNE! clap, clap, clap!^_^*

Our courageous heroes decided that they were to afraid to read their own character pages.
*Actually we just couldn't think of anything to write*
So, they decided to go to the Fanfic page.
*Hehehe*

HOLMES: Which do you two suggest we read first?

MORIARTY: Let us read 'Surprise'. It sounds entertaining.

LESTRADE: Entertaining from whose point of view?

HOLMES AND MORIARTY: *shrug*

JOANNE: Our point of view.

ANGEL: Yeah! It's the cutest fic!

MARY: H/L forever!

*C.D.*: Totally!^_^

HOLMES, LESTRADE AND MORIARTY: *sweatdrop*

LESTRADE: Why do I get a bad feeling about this?

HOLMES: >sarcastically< I DON'T know!

MORIARTY: Oh well! It can't be that bad! Let's read it.

*So they did.*

HOLMES AND LESTRADE: Oh my God.

MORIARTY: Nooooooooooooo! Why didn't you tell me you two were married?!

HOLMES AND LESTRADE: We're not married!

*C.D.*: Unfortunately.

JOANNE: Yeah....

LESTRADE: I am scarred for life.

MARY: Hey! Angel, you stole that from my MST!

ANGEL: Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

MORIARTY: YOU'RE scarred for life?! I just found out that my nemesis just got married to my girlfriend!

HOLMES: We're NOT married!

LESTRADE: I am NOT IN ANY WAY your girlfriend!

MORIARTY: But....

LESTRADE: Yuck!

*C.D.*: That didn't go over too well, did it?

MARY: Nope....

ANGEL: This ficcie isn't serving its purpose.

LESTRADE: What's the purpose? Or do I not want to know?

JOANNE: The purpose is...well, I probably shouldn't tell you...

LESTRADE: *cracks knuckles and glares*

US: Hehehe... *sweatdrop* Buh-bye!^_^

HOLMES: *sigh* They are plotting something.

LESTRADE: Yup.

MORIARTY: And your mission, if you chose to accept it is: Impossible-- er, find out what they're up to!

LESTRADE AND HOLMES: *gives him odd looks*

MORIARTY: What?!

HOLMES AND LESTRADE: Oh, nothing!

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US* to be known from now on as 'The hostesses' or '*cough*cupids*cough*':
Mwa hahahahahahaha...just a few more chapters and we'll have them right were we want them!

*C.D.*: Where exactly do we want them again?

THE OTHER HOSTESSES: *Groan* We're H/L fans, obsessive fans, figure it out! How many times do we have to go over this!?

*C.D.*: Oh, right! I remember! We want to- *gets hands clamped over her mouth* Mmph, erk!

HOSTESSES: Shhhhhhhh!

*C.D.*: Heheh...right!^_^


Hope you like it!
*send us suggestions and/or requests!*

-Angel and *Chibi Devil* o.0

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