Our courageous heroes decided that they were to afraid to read
their own character pages.
*Actually we just couldn't think of anything to write*
So, they decided to go to the Fanfic page.
*Hehehe*
HOLMES: Which do you two suggest we read first?
MORIARTY: Let us read 'Surprise'. It sounds entertaining.
LESTRADE: Entertaining from whose point of view?
HOLMES AND MORIARTY: *shrug*
JOANNE: Our point of view.
ANGEL: Yeah! It's the cutest fic!
MARY: H/L forever!
*C.D.*: Totally!^_^
HOLMES, LESTRADE AND MORIARTY: *sweatdrop*
LESTRADE: Why do I get a bad feeling about this?
HOLMES: >sarcastically< I DON'T know!
MORIARTY: Oh well! It can't be that bad! Let's read it.
*So they did.*
HOLMES AND LESTRADE: Oh my God.
MORIARTY: Nooooooooooooo! Why didn't you tell me you two were
married?!
HOLMES AND LESTRADE: We're not married!
*C.D.*: Unfortunately.
JOANNE: Yeah....
LESTRADE: I am scarred for life.
MARY: Hey! Angel, you stole that from my MST!
ANGEL: Imitation is the highest form of flattery.
MORIARTY: YOU'RE scarred for life?! I just found out that my nemesis
just got married to my girlfriend!
HOLMES: We're NOT married!
LESTRADE: I am NOT IN ANY WAY your girlfriend!
MORIARTY: But....
LESTRADE: Yuck!
*C.D.*: That didn't go over too well, did it?
MARY: Nope....
ANGEL: This ficcie isn't serving its purpose.
LESTRADE: What's the purpose? Or do I not want to know?
JOANNE: The purpose is...well, I probably shouldn't tell you...
LESTRADE: *cracks knuckles and glares*
US: Hehehe... *sweatdrop* Buh-bye!^_^
HOLMES: *sigh* They are plotting something.
LESTRADE: Yup.
MORIARTY: And your mission, if you chose to accept it is:
Impossible-- er, find out what they're up to!
LESTRADE AND HOLMES: *gives him odd looks*
MORIARTY: What?!
HOLMES AND LESTRADE: Oh, nothing!
**********
US* to be known from now on as 'The hostesses' or
'*cough*cupids*cough*':
Mwa hahahahahahaha...just a few more chapters and we'll have
them right were we want them!
*C.D.*: Where exactly do we want them again?
THE OTHER HOSTESSES: *Groan* We're H/L fans, obsessive fans, figure
it out! How many times do we have to go over this!?
*C.D.*: Oh, right! I remember! We want to- *gets hands clamped over
her mouth* Mmph, erk!
HOSTESSES: Shhhhhhhh!
*C.D.*: Heheh...right!^_^
Hope you like it!
*send us suggestions and/or requests!*
-Angel and *Chibi Devil* o.0