So! Holmes, Moriarty and Lestrade are now on Moriarty's
MORIARTY: Hmph! The nerve of this Maureen girl! It almost
seems that she dosn't like me!
HOLMES AND LESTRADE: No? Really?! >sarcasm,sarcasm<
*C.D.*: Well, I wonder why?
ANGEL: Please. not that like your Hostesses, Maureen is a H/L fan!
MARY *who is mad coz Moriarty didn't want her hug*: Exactly! And
YOU are in love with Lestrade as well! And that's just gross!
LESTRADE: Could I just make one thing clear here?
LESTRADE: Good. Now, FIRST! I am not in love with Holmes. SECOND, Holmes is not in love with
me. And THIRD, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY Moriarty is NOT in love with me! Got that? Okay!
MORIARTY: But I am.
MORIARTY: I am in love with you.
HOSTESSES: See!?We *told* you so!
HOLMES: *to quote Watson* Oh my!
MORIARTY: Beth, will you marry me?
LESTRADE: YUCK!YUCK! YUCK! YUCK! YUCK! NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LESTRADE: Coz I hate you!
HOSTESSES: And she's in love with Holmes!
HOLMES: Did I have to be brought into this horrible business?
HOLMES: Well, personally I don't care! Lestrade can go off and
marry whomever she likes.
MORIARTY: Ya hear that, Beth? Ha! Come on!
LESTRADE: Get AWAY from me! Holmes?! How could you do this to me?!
HOSTESSES: Smooth move, Holmes.
*CHIBI DEVIL*: *Okay, here's whatcha do: kiss her, tell her ya luv
her, then leave and take her with you! We'll take care of Moriarty!*
ALL: *give her strange looks*
HOLMES AND LESTRADE: No, thank you.
HOSTESSES: Yes! that's the masterplan!
HOLMES AND LESTRADE: *look at each other and nod. Then quietly
leave to, er, find Watson! Yeah! That's it!^_~*
(Actually they just left coz we were scaring them, but this IS an
*They never actually noticed that Holmes and Lestrade had already left.*
This isn't actually the end, I'm gonna write a decent
ending. Chibi was mad coz i wouldn't write a completely mushy/fluff
ficcie so she made me write this instead! *Mary, or anyone, if you
have any ideas for the REAL pt.3 tell us!*