"The Tour"

The Mock Part 3

by Angel (aisumitsukai at home.com)
12/5/01

Right! Here is the *mock* pt.3!
*Please note that there are now three hostesses: ME!Mary and Angel! Please wipe your feet before entering!^_~*

So! Holmes, Moriarty and Lestrade are now on Moriarty's character page.

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MORIARTY: Hmph! The nerve of this Maureen girl! It almost seems that she dosn't like me!

HOLMES AND LESTRADE: No? Really?! >sarcasm,sarcasm<

*C.D.*: Well, I wonder why?

ANGEL: Please. not that like your Hostesses, Maureen is a H/L fan!

MARY *who is mad coz Moriarty didn't want her hug*: Exactly! And YOU are in love with Lestrade as well! And that's just gross!

LESTRADE: Could I just make one thing clear here?

ALL: *nod*

LESTRADE: Good. Now, FIRST! I am not in love with Holmes. SECOND, Holmes is not in love with me. And THIRD, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY Moriarty is NOT in love with me! Got that? Okay! good!

MORIARTY: But I am.

LESTRADE: What?

MORIARTY: I am in love with you.

LESTRADE: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

HOSTESSES: See!?We *told* you so!

HOLMES: *to quote Watson* Oh my!

MORIARTY: Beth, will you marry me?

LESTRADE: YUCK!YUCK! YUCK! YUCK! YUCK! NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MORIARTY:Why not?

LESTRADE: Coz I hate you!

HOSTESSES: And she's in love with Holmes!

LESTRADE: *glare*

HOLMES: Did I have to be brought into this horrible business?

HOSTESSES: Yes!

HOLMES: Well, personally I don't care! Lestrade can go off and marry whomever she likes.

MORIARTY: Ya hear that, Beth? Ha! Come on!

LESTRADE: Get AWAY from me! Holmes?! How could you do this to me?!

HOLMES: Uh...

HOSTESSES: Smooth move, Holmes.

*CHIBI DEVIL*: *Okay, here's whatcha do: kiss her, tell her ya luv her, then leave and take her with you! We'll take care of Moriarty!*

ALL: *give her strange looks*

CHIBI: *what?!*

HOLMES AND LESTRADE: No, thank you.

MORIARTY: ....

HOSTESSES: Yes! that's the masterplan!

MORIARTY: NO!

HOSTESSES: Yes!

MORIARTY: No!

HOSTESSES: Yes!

MORIARTY: NO!

HOSTESSES: YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!

HOLMES AND LESTRADE: *look at each other and nod. Then quietly leave to, er, find Watson! Yeah! That's it!^_~*
(Actually they just left coz we were scaring them, but this IS an H/L ficcie!)

MORIARTY: NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

HOSTESSES: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

*They never actually noticed that Holmes and Lestrade had already left.*

The End!

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This isn't actually the end, I'm gonna write a decent ending. Chibi was mad coz i wouldn't write a completely mushy/fluff ficcie so she made me write this instead! *Mary, or anyone, if you have any ideas for the REAL pt.3 tell us!*

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