The Case of the Lost Saiyan

Part 5

by Joanne (wildwolf24 at hotmail.com)
12/26/01

Lestrade ground her teeth. "Let's try this ONE MORE TIME! What is your name?"

"Goku."

"What were you doing at the bank?"

"I was just trying to stop those robbers."

"And where do you live?"

"I am from another dimen...."

"Will you stop it with the stupid 'I am from another dimension' story? That's all you've been telling me for the last hour."

Goku sweat-dropped. "But it's the truth, Inspector."

"The truth, my foot. How gullible do you think I am?" Lestrade sighed. "Can you at least tell me why your DNA didn't show up on the computer?"

Goku gave a blank look. "Can I ask you a question?"

"What?"

"What's DNA?"

Lestrade did an anime fallover. "Are you serious?"

Goku answered with a nod.

"How can you possibly not know what DNA is?"

Goku just shrugged his shoulders. "You know, you remind me of my wife."

"You have a wife?"

"Yeah, her name's Chi Chi."

Yes - finally a breakthrough! thought Lestrade. "What is her number, so I can call her?"

"Oh, you won't be able to call her. She lives in another dimen...."

Before Goku finished his sentence, Lestrade banged her head against her desk. "I should have known," she mumbled.

"Um, are you okay, Inspector?"

"Excuse me, Inspector," said an officer as he entered the office, "Mr. Holmes is here."

"Finally!" Lestrade looked over at Goku. "If Holmes can't figure out who you are, nobody can!"

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